Durian shounen (ドリアン少年)

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Fu! Fu!...

[Yam/Sut/Wat] daisuki na kare no shashin
[Yam/Sut/Wat] tomodachi ni miseta shunkan
[Shi/Yag] "arienai desho!" "shumi ga warui!" to
[Shi/Yag] donbiki sareta yo

[Yos/Shi/Yab] konna ni KAKKO ii hito wa
[Yos/Shi/Yab] zettai doko ni mo inai
[Kat/Jon/Tan] jiman shiyou to omotteta no ni
[Kat/Jon/Tan] meccha kougeki!

[Kot/Fuj/Mur] kodomo no koro kara
[Kot/Fuj/Mur] chotto kawatteta
[Ota/Kad/Kus] KYANDII yori
[Jo/Ich/Ume] (CHOKO yori)
[Ota/Kad/Kus] KEEKI yori
[Jo/Ich/Ume] (suki na no wa)
[Yam/Sut/Wat] hoya no shiokara

BUSAIKU mo IKEMEN mo kamihitoe
onna no ko sorezore no risoukei
minna kara mimukisarenaku tatte
watashi dake no PURINSU
BUSAIKU mo IKEMEN mo onaji koto
sou koi ni ochichaeba BURAINDO
dare ga nani to itte mo ZOKKON
datte kare wa ONRIIWAN
watashi ga HAMAtta DORIAN shounen

[Kat/Jon/Yos/Tan/Shi/Yab] jissai awasete mitara
[Kat/Jon/Yos/Tan/Shi/Yab] kare no miryoku ga wakaru wa
[Kot/Fuj/Mur] minna FURIIZUguchi wa anguri
[Kot/Fuj/Mur] me ga ten datta

[Ota/Kad/Kus] sonna ni IKEtenai ka na
[Jo/Ich/Ume] utagawareta sono SENSU
[Shi/Yag] watashi no naka ja ketten no nai
[Shi/Yag] yume no koibito

[Yam/Sut/Wat] BAASUDEE PUREZENTO
[Yam/Sut/Wat] onedarishita no wa
[Yam/Sut/Wat] DOORU to ka
[Shi/Yag] (nuigurumi)
[Yam/Sut/Wat] DORESU yori
[Shi/Yag] (hoshikatta)
[Yam/Sut/Wat] kou eda BASAMI

neko matagi neko matagu SURUU suru
onna no ko tedasanai chinmikei
oishikunai wo sakana mo hone dake demo
nokorimono wa TOREJAA
neko matagi neko matagu mushi dekinai
ki ni natte shimau no wa honnou ne
jibun no kan wo shinjiyou tadashii to...
minna ga suki ja naku tatte
watashi ni totte wa DORIAN shounen

BUSAIKU mo IKEMEN mo kamihitoe
onna no ko sorezore no risoukei
minna kara mimukisarenaku tatte
watashi dake no PURINSU
BUSAIKU mo IKEMEN mo onaji koto
sou koi ni ochichaeba BURAINDO
dare ga nani to itte mo ZOKKON
datte kare wa ONRIIWAN
watashi ga HAMAtta DORIAN shounen

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Fu! Fu!…

大好きな彼の写真
友達に見せた瞬間
「ありえないでしょ!」「趣味が悪い!」と
どん引きされたよ

こんなにカッコいい男(ひと)は
絶対 どこにもいない
自慢しようと思ってたのに
めっちゃ攻撃!

子どもの頃から
ちょっと変わってた
キャンディーより(チョコより)
ケーキより(好きなのは)
ほやの塩辛

ブサイクもイケメンも紙一重
女の子 それぞれの理想系
みんなから見向きされなくたって
私だけのプリンス
ブサイクもイケメンも同じこと
そう恋に落ちちゃえばブラインド
誰が何と言ってもゾッコン
だって彼はオンリーワン
私がハマったドリアン少年

実際 会わせてみたら
彼の魅力がわかるわ
みんなフリーズ 口はあんぐり
目が点だった

そんなにイケてないかな
疑われたそのセンス
私の中じゃ欠点のない
夢の恋人

バースデープレゼント
おねだりしたのは
ドールとか(ぬいぐるみ)
ドレスより(欲しかった)
高枝バサミ

ねこまたぎ ねこまたぐ スルーする
女の子 手出さない珍味系
美味しくないお魚も骨だけでも
残りものはトレジャー
ねこまたぎ ねこまたぐ 無視できない
気になってしまうのは本能ね
自分の勘を信じよう 正しいと…
みんなが好きじゃなくたって
私にとってはドリアン少年

ブサイクもイケメンも紙一重
女の子 それぞれの理想系
みんなから見向きされなくたって
私だけのプリンス
ブサイクもイケメンも同じこと
そう恋に落ちちゃえばブラインド
誰が何と言ってもゾッコン
だって彼はオンリーワン
私がハマったドリアン少年

Hey! Hey! Hey!
Fu! Fu!…

When I first showed my friends
A photo of the guy I really like
“That’s impossible!”, “You have bad taste”
I was shot down like this

“A person as cool as him
Surely does not exist anywhere else”
I was so proud of that, but
It was a brutal attack!

I’ve changed a little
Since I was a child
Rather than candy (or chocolate)
Rather than cake (I prefer)
A slightly salty taste

Being plain or handsome, it’s a thin line
Every girl has her own ideal guy
If everyone takes no notice of him
Then he is mine, my prince
Being plain or handsome is the same
Yes, because love is blind
No matter what anyone says, I’m in love
I mean, he is the only one
The durian boy of my obsession

Once they meet him in person
They’ll understand his charm
Everyone will freeze, mouths open
Their eyes wide

But that won’t happen
His style is really doubtful
Yet for me, he is without flaws
The lover of my dreams

What I hope to get
For my birthday present
Rather than a doll (or a soft toy)
Rather than a dress (what I wanted)
Were gardening shears

Ignoring and passing through the little forked branches
To a delicacy that girls won’t touch
Even the unpalatable fish, reduced to bones
Is still a treasure inside
Can’t ignore the little forked branches
It’s natural to be worried
But I believe that my intuition is right…
The one that everyone dislikes
He is my durian boy

Being plain or handsome, it’s a thin line
Every girl has her own ideal guy
If everyone takes no notice of him
Then he is mine, my prince
Being plain or handsome is the same
Yes, because love is blind
No matter what anyone says, I’m in love
I mean, he is the only one
The durian boy of my obsession